Brachydios Shot II | Monster Hunter World Wiki

This thing gives off so many explosions that it will make Michael Bae cream his pants. Greatsword mains across the world will moan in ecstasy as they get free true charges on the helpless monster that has 6+ stickys constantly covering his face just like at prom night. Only pierce beta virgins don't know that deviation, affinity, or reload doesn't matter to the Chad Sticky. Raw damage is all that is required and 2 evade reloads will always ensure you are topped off and ready to give monsters your hot sticky load. You will look on in disgust at the kissless virgins as they cover themselves in filthy crit boosts, critical eyes, and weakness exploits. They are not the chosen people that will inherit this world. Now there are three sacred treasures that were handed down by the Sticky Chads that came before us: Artillery Secret, Slugger Secret, and True Spare Shot. Artillery Secret gives you more pushin' for dat monster cushin, Slugger Secret gives more slaming for space jamming, and True Spare Shot gives more endurance for better performance. Each holy relic is great, but be wary, as you can only choose one, and some shine greater than others in different Sticky Chad hands. A true Sticky Chad will always incorporate the Holy Sticky Trinity in their build, but each Sticky Chad is unique, and may incorporate other skills, such as attack boost or part breaker. Never falter in the sea of virgin pierce and beta normal shot builds, as Sticky Jesus will always watch over you. If any of you loser nonbelievers out there are stupid enough to disagree with me, I'll beat you up and steal your 2D girlfriend. But for those that wish to rise above the plebians, may Sticky Jesus bless you with high raw damage, long stun chains, and shattering part breaks.

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